English play on"Say YES to Plastic"

Two friends are meeting after long time since they have left the college.

Friend 1: Hai! How are you?

Friend 2: I am fine, and you?

Friend 1: What are you doing nowadays?

Friend 2: I am working with NGO.

Friend 1: Good what does it do?

Friend 2: We campaign against the use of plastic.

Friend 1: Well why?

Friend 2: Because it abuses the environment.

Friend 1: Oh! Really, how?

Friend 2: See this plastic bags they litter everywhere.

Friend 1: So?

Friend 2: The cows eat them and get diseased; also it blocks the drainage system.

Friend 1: Why?

Friend 2: Because plastic don’t degrade.

Friend 1: Right we should not use plastic at all. From today itself I shall say “NO” to plastic. And also tell other friends too. May I have your mobile please?

Friend 2: Oh! sure

Friend 1: Ah it is plastic let me throw it.

Friend 2: Hey what are you doing?

Friend 1: Why didn’t you say “NO” to plastic.

Friend 2: No, no without mobile I can’t contact any body and I will have to go everywhere personally and that costs too much of fuel. After all we have to take care of natural resources.

Friend 1: Really show me your purse/bag.

Friend 2: Why?

Friend 1: If it is made of leather then our wild life will be at threat. They are also our resource.

Friend 2: No, no my bag is of synthetic leather. So don’t worry.

Friend 1: Really, and do you know which material is used to make synthetic leather.

Friend 2: Which?

Friend 1: Plastic

Friend 2: Then?

Friend 1: Throw it away because say “NO” to plastic.

Friend 2: Sorry, sorry don’t throw my bag I beg of you.

Friend 1: Ok, ok but tell me what is there in this packet

Friend 2: My office files and some important documents.

Friend 1: Why you have wrapped in plastic bag, they litter everywhere and abuse the environment.

Friend 2: But it is rainy day and docs are important.

Friend 1: So what? You can use the paper or jute bag or even the cloth bag to save the environment. (Tries to remove plastic bag)

Friend 2: (Snatching the bag) But my docs will be spoiled with water.

Friend 1: Do you use ink pen?

Friend 2: No ball pen.

Friend 1: Why?

Friend 2: Because ink pen spreads.

Friend 1: So what ball pen is made of plastic just say “NO” to plastic.

Friend 2: I’m very sorry.

Friend 1: Hmm…

Friend 1: Nice blazer.

Friend 2:  (proudly) wrinkle free.

Friend 1: Why?

Friend 2: Why not my company pays handsome salary to their deserving employees. So in turn we also remain in etiquette.

Friend 1: Looks at the blazer.

Friend 2: What? now don’t tell it is of plastic

Friend 1: Yes I really mean it. (Tries to pull the blazer)

Friend 2: Hey stop what are you doing?

Friend 1: Then pants, it is also of the same material.

Friend 2: Leave, leave me please, I will never say “NO” to plastic sorry, sorry…. Runs away.